Michigan jokes from a Buckeye fan.

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 22:19:05

What do Michigan Fans use for birth control?
Their personalities

Q: How many Michigan fans does it take to eat a 'possum?
A: Three. One to eat the 'possum and two to watch for cars.

There were 2 Michigan fans going to Cedar Point.
They were really excited because they had never been there before.
They were driving along when they saw a sign that said "Cedar Point Left."
So they turned around and went home.


Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Michigan lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars per year for a million years.


It's been reported that they found a skeleton on the Michigan campus.
It was the 1967 hide and seek champion.

The other day at the bus station, a Buckeye approached a man and said, "I'll bet you're from The University of Michigan."
"Why yes, I am" answered the Wolverine grad. "How could you tell?
Was it my good looks, my debonair charm, or my trendy taste in clothing?"
"None of those things," replied the Buckeye.
"I saw the U of M class ring as you were picking your nose."

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 1:06:36

<lol, funny>
Here in Texas we have aggies and their compettitors the Longhorns.

I had heard the last one about the class ring told as an Aggie joke.

Two aggies were walking down the road when they spied a dog lieing in the middle of the road licking his balls, as dogs are wont to do.
One Aggie turned to the other and said, "I sure wish I could do that."
And the other aggie said, "I do to, but he'd probably bite me."

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 7:22:03

Yuck!

Post 4 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 8:07:51

lol

Post 5 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 8:47:27

How do you get a michigan grad off your front porch?
Pay for the Pizza.
What's the difference between Michigan and Michigan State girls?
Michigan State girls have two legs not 4.
What's the difference between a michigan cheerleader and a bowling ball?
You can only fit three fingers in a bowlingball.

Post 6 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 9:29:27

LOL, Becky. I liked the very first one, and I thought the last one that the Roman Battle Mask told was funny, too.

Post 7 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 13:33:06

omg omg omg i'l keep all that in mind and bob sick

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 14:36:03

Why did Ohio State replace astroturf with real grass?
So the Michigan cheerleaders could graze during the game.

Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 14:42:03

What car does Jim Tressel own?

Lloyd Carr.

Post 10 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Thursday, 16-Nov-2006 21:57:36

We don't give a damn about the whole state of michigan!
Troy